Naughty Status

I do naughty nicely.

Nothing wrong with a good girl having a naughty side.

Real men don’t wear pink. They eat it.

Be with someone who turns you on so much that you can’t sleep.

The best way to de-stress your mind and body is to have someone fuck the stress out of you.

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.

Lets do some “We shouldn’t be doing this” things.

Today I don’t feel like doing anything, except you.

I should have born with a warning label.

I was just having dirty thoughts about you.

A gentleman in public and a monster in public.

The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.

Every women deserves a man who loves to eat her out.

I kinda wish you were touching me inappropriately right now.

Picturing you naked is the most productive think I’ve done today.

You are the only thing better than morning coffee.

I never get tired of grabbing your butt.

Sometimes you have to lick that attitude out of her.

Sometimes I get turned on just by seeing your name pop up on my phone.

Tie me up and sit on my face.

Being naughty makes life a lot more fun.

I swear to god, I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.

I lost my teddy. Will you sleep with me?

I promise to be always be by your side, or under you or on top.

You drift through my mind a lot. and almost always you are naked.

I think my problem is I have really fantastic bad ideas.

Its not that I’m always horny all the time, its just that you are always sexy.

I want to be naughty with you for the rest of my life.

The feeling of being more drunk from sex than you could ever get from alcohol.

I’m the reason why Santa has a naughty list.

Nobody dies virgin, because life fucks us all in the end.