Joker Status

Today is the day of new age social medias. Whatsapp and facebook are now an integral part of our life. Personally I can’t even think of a day without these apps. We keep in touch with friends get to know what they are upto, enjoy funny videos all through these apps. Also these platforms are a great way to express ourselves. Status messages being the best way for this. We feel that everyone should have access to the best of the quotes that can reflect our mood/attitude.

Joker had everything figured out. The life lessons he gives is mind blowing. Here are his few dialogues for all the big fans of the Villain.

 

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

 

It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!

 

I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know,

 

I just…DO things.

 

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

 

Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.

 

In their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

 

“Let her go!”….Very poor choice of words…

 

Oh, you. You just couldn’t let me go, could you?

 

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

 

I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars.

 

Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!

 

To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper!

 

You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble.

 

They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these… these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.

 

I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

 

I believe, whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.

 

“Why so serious?”

 

“Let’s put a smile on that face!” And…Why so serious?

 

The only sensible way to livew in this world is without rules.

 

Madness as you know is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a gentle push.

 

You know what I have noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan.

 

Even if the plan is horrifying.

 

You know the things they have in common? They are cheap.

 

Does it depress you? To know just how alone they really are.

 

You remind me of my father. I hated my father.

 

This city deserves a better class of criminal and I’m gonna give it to them.

 

We live in a world of Hippocrates, where people pray for your downfall, but smile in your face like they love you all at the same time.

 

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, its easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

 

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.

 

People don’t want to hear the truth, because they don’t want their illusions destroyed.

 

If someone hates you for no reason, give that “jerk” a reason.

 

Don’t play crazy with me, I’m a lot better at it.

 

They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they are all the same.

 

Sometimes you have to be Psychotic to prove a point.

 

Maybe we feel empty, because we leave pieces of us in everything we used to love.