Clever Status

Today is the day of new age social medias. Whatsapp and facebook are now an integral part of our life. Personally I can’t even think of a day without these apps. We keep in touch with friends get to know what they are upto, enjoy funny videos all through these apps. Also these platforms are a great way to express ourselves. Status messages being the best way for this. We feel that everyone should have access to the best of the quotes that can reflect our mood/attitude.

Clever is the new cool. Here are few thoughts for the clever you.

 

The key to success is playing the hand you were dealt like it was the hand you wanted.

 

Some people think I’m unhappy, but truth is I just appreciate the silence in the world that never stops talking.

 

If there is no ups and downs in life, then it means you are dead.

 

I don’t know where I am going, but I’m on my way.

 

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying.

 

A wise person knows their limits. But a clever person knows they have none.

 

Everybody is genius. But if you judge the fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that its stupid.

 

You couldn’t have handled me even if i came with instructions.

 

It is what it is. It was what it was, It will be what it will be. Don’t stress it.

 

You cannot free someone who is caged in their own self.

 

I an not weird, I just fall outside your exceptionally narrow view of the world.

 

If you work as a security at Samsung store, does that make you guardian of galaxies?

 

Listen and silent are spelled with the same letters.

 

To be old and wise, you should first be young and stupid.

 

Hey, I just found you nose, it was in my business.

 

People don’t give a fuck about you unless you are doing something for them.

 

Don’t tell me what they said about me. Tell me why they were comfortable saying to you.

 

Nowadays people know price of everything and value of nothing.

 

A clever person solves the problem, a wise person avoids it.

 

If we were meant to stay in one place, we would have roots instead of feet.

 

I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks – I’m outstanding.

 

There is no wifi in forest, but we can find more connection there.

 

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

He who smiles in crisis has found someone to blame.

 

My mother never realized the irony in calling me Son of a bitch.

 

To steal idea from one person is plagiarism. To steel from many is called research.

 

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

 

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. But wise is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

 

No matter what the situation is, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence.

 

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to the change.

 

The truly intelligent person is one who can pretend to be a fool in front of a fool who pretend to be intelligent.